A dividend feels like a paycheck. It arrives on schedule, it never asks how the stock is doing, and it lets you feel income without selling anything. On Wednesday, the Journal's Spencer Jakab called that feeling what it is: a mind trick.
His headline number is brutal. Over the past decade, the S&P 500 High Dividend Index — a basket of the market's biggest dividend payers — returned 3.9% a year. The plain S&P 500 returned 13.2%. The people who reached hardest for income gave up most of the growth.
Here is the mechanism, because it never stops being surprising. When a company pays a dividend, its stock price drops by roughly the same amount. The money moved from one of your pockets to the other — and got taxed on the way.
And now that stock trades are free, the old excuse is gone. Selling a few shares gives you the same income, on your own schedule, often at better tax rates. Calling the dividend “income” and the stock price “savings” is a comforting mental trick. Still a trick.
The warning list
The column's main exhibit is Pfizer (PFE), which yields 6.9% — meaning the yearly dividend equals 6.9% of the stock price. From 2020 through mid-2023, Pfizer spent 42% of its free cash flow — the cash left over after running the business — on dividends. Today the dividend eats nearly all of that cash.
Alongside it: Kraft Heinz (KHC), General Mills (GIS), Verizon (VZ), Altria (MO), Campbell's (CPB) and UPS (UPS). As a group, their earnings are growing at less than 1% a year, and they trade at 9.8 times their yearly earnings, while the average stock in the index trades at 25 times. That is not the market missing a bargain. That is the market pricing companies that mail out their seed corn.
Our new house rule
We run income portfolios — the Midterm Dividend series exists because our clients want income. So we are not reading this column as an attack. We are reading it as a quality-control manual, and we are adopting its core idea today.
Call it the coverage test. A dividend covered about twice over by earnings is a share of real profits — the business pays you. A dividend that consumes all the company's spare cash is a slow-motion refund of your own money, dressed up as income.
Tuesday's energy purchases already pass the test. Chevron (CVX) raised its dividend with record earnings covering the payout roughly two times over. Williams (WMB) pays its distribution from pipeline fees that arrive whether oil is $70 or $110. Payers with coverage — not payouts with hope. (The full case is in Tuesday's companion piece: the oil windfall and where it went.)
The uncomfortable part
A policy you only apply to new purchases is a slogan. So here is the honest bit: Pfizer sits in our own $500K Midterm Dividend portfolio. A 6.9% yield eating nearly all the company's spare cash is exactly the pattern the column warns about.
So Pfizer goes under formal review as of today: how well the dividend is covered, where the payout is heading, and what the business would look like if the dividend were sized honestly. The decision comes at the weekend recap.
Not a panic sale. A review. Every holding has to re-earn its seat — especially the ones that pay us to stop asking questions.
