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26 Cartwheels, a Corned-Beef Prop and a Kool-Aid Toast: John Waters Closes Camp on His Own Terms

For nearly a decade, hundreds of fans paid up to $1,500 to spend a September weekend in rural Connecticut with the director of Hairspray. The last one was the loudest — and the lesson is in why he stopped.

By Sean Anees Saifi · Capital Wealth · Published Monday, September 21, 2026 · Source: The Wall Street Journal, Monday, September 21, 2026 edition, whose market figures are the Friday, September 18 close, Personal Journal (A-hed)
Key Points
80
John Waters’s age at the final camp
2017
the year the camp began at Club Getaway in Kent, Conn.
$700–$1,500
what a camper pays for the weekend
26
cartwheels by one talent-show contestant (and it still lost)
A glittering acoustic guitar on a stand under a single spotlight on an empty theater stage, red seats beyond.
Twenty-six cartwheels lost to a drag queen with a better mashup. Nobody asked for a recount.
In one line: The best part of the last Camp John Waters wasn’t the show; it was a group of strangers who built a chosen family — and a host who knew the right time to stop.

As the sun went down over Kent, Conn., one camper did 26 cartwheels. Another rode a unicycle. Others read poems or sang. All of them lost the talent show to a drag queen lip-syncing a mashup of the 1980s hit Juicy Fruit and a monologue from the 2017 movie Girls Trip. This was Camp John Waters, the Journal’s Jacob Passy reports: for nearly a decade the director of Hairspray and Cry-Baby has hosted hundreds of fans each September at Club Getaway, a campground in rural Connecticut. This year was the wrap party. “You don’t wait until it isn’t working,” Waters, 80, told the paper.

The camp started in 2017, the idea of event promoters David Parnes and Toffer Christensen, and not everyone bought in — Mink Stole, who has appeared in every Waters feature, thought it was a stupid idea, was proved wrong and hasn’t missed a year. It grew from two days to three once the organizers saw how far people were traveling — Scotland, Hungary and Japan this year. For roughly $700 to $1,500, campers get cabins hung with handmade posters, lake swims, dance parties, karaoke and meet-and-greets with Matthew Lillard, a Waters film alum and guest counselor, and Ricki Lake, who got her break in Hairspray. Lawyers and bankers eat beside burlesque performers and filmmakers.

Corned beef, costume contests and a chosen family

Then there’s the part that’s pure Waters. Three costume contests come with stage blood and deep-cut references: one night’s winners arrived as characters from Desperate Living, and the champions of the gore round recreated an impaled organ from Serial Mom out of leftover corned beef. Gia Clark-Grillo, 40, of New Jersey, never got to go to sleep-away camp as a kid; she calls this the psychedelic version. The alumni Facebook group, Filthiest Campers Alive, has hundreds of members; its moderator, Lou Knaub, is a bank district manager in New Jersey. Campers have married one another; between Septembers they meet in Waters’s hometown of Baltimore and at Mosswood Meltdown, his festival in Oakland, Calif. On Monday they raised one last toast — Kool-Aid, naturally — and went home.

Our read

Two planning ideas hide in the corned beef. First, the campers didn’t buy a weekend; they bought a community, and community is one of the strongest predictors of well-being later in life. Behavioral: most retirement budgets are built around housing, health care and travel, and few carry a line for what actually keeps people well: people who expect you to show up. Put a number on it — the festival tickets, the trip to Baltimore, the standing dinner — the way you’d put a number on the roof. It isn’t a luxury. It’s maintenance.

The second is Waters’s, and it applies to anyone with a business or a career they love: he stopped while it worked, on a date he chose, with a wrap party instead of a slow fade. That’s the hardest exit there is, because nothing is forcing it. Owners who wait for a signal often get one — a health scare, a bad year, a buyer who can tell they’re tired — and by then someone else sets the price and terms. Picking your own last September is a planning decision. It goes on the calendar years ahead, and it ends with a toast instead of a shrug.

What It Means For Your Portfolio

Hold — budget for the people; pick your own last September

The campers paid for a weekend and got a family. The host quit while it still worked. Both are line items retirement plans tend to forget.

General planning principles, not advice for anyone in particular. Social connection is among the strongest predictors of well-being in later life, and it costs money — travel, tickets, the standing reunion — so a retirement budget that doesn’t fund it is quietly underfunded. Treat community spending as maintenance, not indulgence.

The other principle is the exit. Leaving a business, a practice or a career on a date you chose, while it still works, is a decision that gets made years in advance or gets made for you. Waters picked his last September; the planning version is a succession or retirement timeline written down long before anyone’s tired.

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